The Story Thread

Discussion in 'Public General Chat' started by Steelshanks, Jul 4, 2008.

  1. Yizelin

    Yizelin Veteran

    in bed with
     
  2. Ronabis

    Ronabis Guest

    the Olsen twins
     
  3. standee strapped to




    (and just thought it'd be nice to post what the story reads like so far...

    One day I went to the strip club where my mom dances and she said, want a lapdance? I said yes. So she ripped off all her hair and said, do you like when I take my toupee off? Sensuous, I said. I want love to be dead in the pants. Then Lev left, NEVER to return, because he died from numerous pokings with a long Pokemon figurine part that looked like Rosie O'Donnell's penis.

    At the funeral, where everyone eats from his corpse, they commented on his yummy intestine and with shiny forks covered in shriveled up urethra with which they commented tasted like Chicken. Then they danced a jig with clown shoes that had pink shoelaces. While the hot, sweaty mourners wiped the brows of the numerous Clingon fan boi's With sweat socks, they thanked him with a gift of Sunflower seeds, which then sprouted into hideous Scientologists wielding laser guns! Then they exploded! Shrapnel shot out and it began The World's End And beginning of.... The new order breakfast at Denny's. Whipped cherry sauce dripped all over the dogs face with demon eyes that stared into annoying all of the alien race who had gas Vespin gas which had chunks of Hot, sweaty, Cox. The dogs liked to end this rediculous game of hide the human From the Soki Or he will deliver unto them the holy bible, praised be Jeebus.

    Later at home, I found myself in bed with the Olsen twins standee strapped to ...)
     
  4. A fire hydrant
     
  5. swifthawk

    swifthawk Veteran Crowfall Member

    ready and willing
     
  6. Fikusan

    Fikusan Veteran Final Fantasy Member

    , desperately wanting to
     
  7. Branded Wolf

    Branded Wolf Guest

    take a bath
     
  8. Yizelin

    Yizelin Veteran

    . I then slowly
     
  9. Branded Wolf

    Branded Wolf Guest

    scratch my nose
     
  10. Yizelin

    Yizelin Veteran

    because my allergy
     
  11. Branded Wolf

    Branded Wolf Guest

    to clean water
     
  12. Yizelin

    Yizelin Veteran

    and clean surfaces
     
  13. Ronabis

    Ronabis Guest

    was going crazy
     
  14. Mondo

    Mondo Guest

    so i decided
     
  15. Soki

    Soki Guest

    to jerk off
     
  16. with my Cox
     
  17. Fikusan

    Fikusan Veteran Final Fantasy Member

    but I realized
     
  18. Soki

    Soki Guest

    it was small
     
  19. Mondo

    Mondo Guest

    and oozing with
     
  20. Yizelin

    Yizelin Veteran

    a black fluid