The "I'm bored at work" thread

We kill people with our hands we don't need no guns

 

knives seem to work well on cab drivers in my area....

 

3 Guns for every American citizen. Seriously who wants to fuck with that?

 

The army?

 

People who hold little value to their own lives, obviously.

 

Well i was talking about a fight on ground as in an actuall attack on america not just a building

 

uh what happend to work?

 

I stabbed my boss and tooks over. Now i rule Boeing and were gonna start crashing our planes everywhere muahahahah

 

Did you decapitate him also?

And can you please give me a plane before you crash them all? I've always wanted a plane...

 

Sorry I just had to forward that to the FBI.

 

A few days ago while I was bored at work I prank called once of my boss's kissass employees and told him that I was a police officer calling to inform him that his favorite cousin had a car crash while in the car with his best friend and was a critical condition. Sad thing is that he believed me and almost cried.

I also prank called my boss himself and told him I was a big company owner wanting to buy thousands of his products. I never heard him breathe so hard and talk so nervously.

 

i used to work in a gas station, When some one would bring there stuff up, id tell them they dropped something and when they turned around i would take items off the counter, then they would go back and get it again.

 

Normally you play funny situations on a prank call, not evil ones, holy!

 

Thats a good trick. Would be fun to do with old people, make them look away for a sec and take some of their stuff.