We Have Met the Enemy and He Is PowerPoint

Discussion in 'News and Current Events' started by doctorie, Apr 30, 2010.

  1. Gen. Stanley A. McChrystal, the leader of American and NATO forces in Afghanistan, was shown a PowerPoint slide in Kabul last summer that was meant to portray the complexity of American military strategy, but looked more like a bowl of spaghetti.
    Defense Secretary Robert M. Gates, center, in Kabul in March. He gets PowerPoint printouts the night before staff meetings.



    “When we understand that slide, we’ll have won the war,†General McChrystal dryly remarked, one of his advisers recalled, as the room erupted in laughter. msnbcmedia.msn.com/i/MSNBC/Components/Photo/2009/December/091202/091203-engel-big-9a.jpg

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  2. What kind of mind would create such a thing? Ughh
     
  3. Seven

    Seven Guest

    I guarantee you the guy that made it is a LtCol or Major that is about a year away from his primary promotion board and is doing everything he can to 'impress' the higher ups. He probably also had his name prominently displayed at the beginning and end of the presentation. I hated douchebags that made crap like that, I was always a little more to the point, of course, I wasn't promoted to Colonel either...coincidence???
     
  4. That looks more like Visio
     
  5. Probably a chick.
     
  6. Letigre

    Letigre Guest

    98% correct.

    Probably a chick with something to prove.
     
  7. Actually, it looks closely like output from Mindjet MindManager 8.
     
  8. PSBeard

    PSBeard Guest

    It is Mind Jet, My Girl uses it all the time, though she isn't to blame for that one lol.
     
  9. Ryld Baenre

    Ryld Baenre Veteran FPS Member

    I have been privy to far too many military power points. This does not surprise me. A common phrase is "Death by power point". I think this illustrates this nicely.
     
  10. PSBeard

    PSBeard Guest

    You know i always wondered why "Military Intelligence" sets out to prove themselves an oxy-moron...:confused:
     
  11. That tends to happen when you put anything in front of the word Intelligence.
     
  12. Vhex

    Vhex Guest

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  13. Lol, whoever made that is a douchebag ._________.

    WHY!?