Slavery - The Game (LAWL!!)

Looks pretty exciting. I've always wanted my own concubines.

 

It's not a real game BTW. Too many people on the internet taking this seriously and getting butt-hurt.

(The Xbox and PS3 logos are dead giveaways.)

 

what?! Tommy said he played in Beta. Said it sucks but he's a cry baby.

 

Can finally do what I was meant to.

 

I dont think its a real game, nobody wants the bad publicity of associating themselves with such a bad topic in American history.

 

Console port.

 

Really...

Nobody. IS. ACTUALLY. A SLAVE. ANYMORE.

With that said, it's just a stupid waste of time anyway. If it were a breakthrough of gaming equivalent to Mark Twain's The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn (where the 'n' word is used) then it'd be worth contesting over. So help me I'll drop any slur I please if I'm reading off the page, but the game's modus operandi read more like a Facebook Mafia Wars game, many times diluted.

Fail game is fail.

 

America is known for lots of bad stuff, but that's what makes/has made us Great.

The worlds successful Countries were raised on slavery, child labor and exploitation.

Also this:

http://classic.battle.net/war3/human/units/peasant.shtml

 

If you guys think that's bad, I gather you never heard about this game.....

Edit: Put it on an external link as not to offend anyone. Do NOT click if your going to take this seriously.

Spoiler

http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20061108160753/uncyclopedia/images/7/7c/Holocauster.jpg

 

That actually looks like a real mod for the game.

 

Don't ever watch The Onion news.

 

Hahaha, I love The Onion. I carry a big stick, accrued from meeting lots of very opinionated people who also love The Onion.

 

Two things.

First people who really believed this, stop eating paint chips.
Second, if it was real I'd buy it and dominate the white folk.

 

Lol I can't believe people can't see the big red text that says it isn't a real game.

 

Man I thought it would be about wage slaves...

 

Oh yeah, economic slaves with chains they can't see. You lose the game if the IRS puts you in jail.