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  1. doctorie
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    http://www.youparklikeanasshole.com/

    download the PDF to hand out tickets..
    send in pics of parking assholes
    http://www.youparklikeanasshole.com/gallery2/gallery2/main.php

    I seen a Rolls Royce park sideways taking up 2 spaces in a very full lot..someone had parked next to it..so the RR had to back out. I parked on the other side of him..trapping the RR in.

    I came back out to my car..the RR guy and wife? were standing waiting for me to come out. I walked over and stood there looking at the RR trapped.

    I said.."cant get it out?"...

    He does not even look at me..his wife/gf looked at me. Id be dead if looks could kill.

    I said "its actually kind of funny" and smiled...I stood there awhile longer pretending to admire the car.

    When the other person that had them trapped came out 15mins later and got in the car...

    The RR guy said "about dame time"!!!

    I said well "bye'!!! and got in my car.
    Hah..the ...look they gave me...when they realized I was the other guy trapping them in.

    I smiled all week.
     
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    The double asshole.
     
  3. Roch The Shaman
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    high five doctorie
     
  4. The Cox
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    Nice website haha.
     
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    not goin to lie ... i park my car far far far away from anyone and everything possible ... i find the farthest spot that nothing can touch my car ... yet somehow i still manage to find dings and dents and scratches that i get fixed 2 times a year ...

    I do and will always park like this since i do like my car and want to keep it looking fresh ... some people just dont give a shit about the POS car they are driving and do not respect others property and just open doors and dont genuinely care ... I will admit I have parked taking up 2 spots before and I even had a cop tell me he wouldnt give me a ticket because he understands the frustration of assholes with no respect for a a car
     
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    oh yeah and incase you wonder what are the cars i drive and why i do not park near anyone EVER !!!

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  7. Roch The Shaman
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    ooo i think i can get your plate number now that its not marked out like in your sig!
     
  8. Erock
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    hahahaha its all good its a custom one anyways so its not that hard to find it now ... the picture in sig is when i had a normal plate :p and good luck getting that plate number haha
     
  9. Roch The Shaman
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    lol well damn, what about that one in your window, can i get anything on you with that one?
     
  10. Erock
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    just a plate i picked up when i was in germany ... so not registered in either country
     
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    Haha, this had me rofling