1. Character Info: Name, Class, Main Spec (Link armory): Beargarden, Druid, Moonkin http://www.wowarmory.com/character-sheet.xml?r=Sargeras&cn=Beargarden 2. Explain your talent selection (theorycrafting source, specialization choices etc): It was the best possible dps in 3.3.3 and nothing has changed talent wise since then. 3. Your Age: 19 4. Current professions and their raid benefit: Alchemy- Flasks Inscription- Shoulder Enchants 5. How long you've been playing WoW and what PvE progression you've accomplished: Since Black Temple so... 2.4? Everything up to Mu'ru I think in Sunwell for BC I quit when Lich King came out during WotLK, but I've done up to Sindragosa in 10 man and Valithra in 25 6. Describe how you theorycraft your class (websites, spreadsheets, etc): Moonkin spreadsheets on EJ, Rawr, SimCraft 7. Occupation and living arrangements that impact raiding (family, schedule, etc): Work at a food place and my girlfriend sometimes enjoys long as shit talks on the phone 8. List scheduling conflicts (include times for possible weekend 10mans): Just getting scheduled during raid times. 9. Guild History - where are you leaving and why: Unfair Advantage- A long as shit time ago. Everyone got pissed and left. Hi Fuzzyhealz 10. How did you hear about us? List any friends/references within the guild: I've known about Xen as long as I've been on Sargeras (since WotLK came out). I know Xanderlock joined the guild when UA first split into shit, but apparently he quit. Fuzzyhealz is in there now and I've known him since Offline which was pre-UA. 11. List your raid consumables and your method for maximizing them: Flask of the Frost Wyrm- Flask Buff through Alchemy Fish Feast Potion of Speed during bloodlust 12. Provide your raid damage/healing performance. Examples are Recount Screenshot with personal breakdown of attacks, WoW Web Stats (WWS), or World of Logs: I don't remember where my shit of old is. I ran VoA though today, I'm pretty sure that counts for something, right? 13. Provide a screenshot of your UI: http://img189.imageshack.us/img189/2604/wowscrnshot070610230806.jpg 14. Can you take constructive criticism and being call out on mistakes (both in and out of raid)? Well, that's just like, your, opinion, man. I can. 15. Final comments you feel could help your application: So my friend shit in a book in middle school and got away with it. The story: So my friend and some other kid had a challenge on who could do the craziest thing before they left for high school. The other jacked off in the bathrooms and lost because, cmon, who hasn't done that? So, I don't know where my friend got the idea to shit in a book (he doesn't know either), but he sets out on a mission. He cuts out a small hole in the middle of whatever book he was going to do the deed in. He wasn't quite sure how he was going to shit in this book, or even transfer it into the book, but he devised a brilliant plan. So he lays some toilet paper up from the toilet seat, all the way down leading into the enclave in the book. So he takes a shit on the toilet paper, and rolls it all the way into the book. Boom, done. He turns in the book to his teacher, who in turn puts the book on a windowsill that sits directly in the sun. So days go by, and the smell worsens in the classroom because as you expect, shit doesn't smell any better baked in the sun over a few days. So the teacher finds the book, my friend gets sent to the principal (a nun mind you, this is in a Catholic School), and my friend gets 100% off by telling her and his parents that he has a bladder problem where he has to shit at uncontrollable times. Somehow this fucking works (really, I mean, that worked) and all he has to do is write a letter of apology to his parents and the teacher that had the shit-baked book. I don't have the balls to pull that off.