Alex Awesome Pants for president! ...And to join Zen of Onslaught.

Discussion in 'Accepted and on Probation' started by Alex Awesome Pants, Jul 10, 2010.

  1. 1) Why are you interested in joining XoO: A guild needs a person with awesome pants, right? Well, that's where I come in...

    2) In Game Names(s)? Aussie Paragon, etc etc, Alex Awesome Pants.

    3) How long have you been playing GW? 4 years, 8 months, 46 days and several hours. But who's counting, honestly?

    4) Which Campaign(s) do you own/planning to purchase? I has them all

    5) What style of play do you prefer (e.g. pvp, pve, foreplay, both)? both.

    a) What kinds of activities are you interested in? Dungeon runs, missions, mainly socialising while vanqing.

    b) Please list any accomplishments you may have earned.

    -Was born
    -Obtained awesome pants


    c) What will you contribute to the guild? How will you improve our guild and be a valued member?

    I help out when possible, I try to make a few people laugh, although some find me rather rude. I do apologise if I do.

    d) What are you good at? What builds/professions do you usually play? What weaknesses do you find yourself having?

    I'm good at nothing. But I manage, somehow.

    6) Country? Australia

    a) Timezone? (GMT+/-) +6 or 8. I actually can't recall.

    b) Normal Play-times? (e.g. M-F, weekends, etc) To large of a variety.

    c) Best time to contact In-Game? When I'm not trolling. Srs.

    7) How did you hear about us? mieeeeeeekeal aka Sarah.

    8) Any special cares/concerns? I'm blind, so don't expect me to read when I'm playing without my glasses. :3
     
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  2. Kazzier
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    Could you take a picture of your pants as proof please.
     
  3. Xamiazi
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    Could u spell Xen of Onslaught correctly?
     
  4. Kazzier
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    I have to ask,

    How old are you?
    Is this post directed at your reference as a joke?, or do you know the guild personally in game.

    If not then I actually find this application a waste of time and more of an insult to XoO if you think that would pass as a good application. A joke is one thing, but this is pushing the limit. Although its not my division, and not my decision.

    Edit : Maby update your application a to be little more serious, you don't seem like a bad guy but we need a more than just a comedian.
     
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  5. Rubius
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    I love how the 3-name requirement of Guild Wars characters spurts all these wacky character names. Purple Ninja Yarinn... lol WTF?

    A roleplay element gone horribly wrong.
     
  6. Radicus Flame
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    Yes, true Alex... It would be appreciated if you could please complete the app form correctly.
     
  7. bump'd and editted for srsness. srsly.
     
  8. Ben K
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    Yeah, this guy knows us and he's a clown.
     
  9. Ben K
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    Don't respect the pants too fast, he's quite right. If people are going to be allowed in before the application is submitted, then there's no point submitting one unless you want to follow protocol. Protocol includes not taking the piss on your application, even if everything you say from that point forward is taking the piss.

    Whether an invite to GW XoO pre-application is outside guild policy is... well, it's not something I can be bothered discussing myself. I'll never do that but I can understand why the rest of GW leadership would. In the end you have to submit an application to get onto the XoO forums anyway, and anyone who stays off the forums has a short life expectancy.
     
  10. dusanyu
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    Proof of awesomeness of pants required for consideration
     
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    Admitedly, I and the other officers have been pretty relaxed about the application forms process with the INFO merger, but we still do insist that those new members follow the protocol and correctly complete the application form for forums access.

    Being awesome is one thing, but being responsible and being a member of the XoO community and spirit is another. Being a member of XoO should not be taken lightely... with great power comes great responsibility... (hangon... I think I'm off on a tangent!)

    Forum access allows members to communicate upcoming events, and chat about whatever they like, given that we all can't be online at the same time to use guild chat. So that any ol rif-raf doesn't abuse the forum site which has so kindly been paid for by it's members, a formal registration process is required. So please don't make a scene about it. Fill in the application properly, and enjoy the benefits.

    Besides, no matter how awesome you think you are, undoubetdly, the most most awesome pants ever are those of the legendary MC Hammer... and you can't touch that!
     
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    Rad..... fix this one pls :p
     
  13. The Cox
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    Should of just deleted the entire thread IMO.