A XoO: Guild Wars limerick

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  1. Secksy
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    Don't Make Me Turn This Car Around
    By Secksy!

    There once was a boy in XoO,
    Who didn't know what to do.
    While killing some ghosts,
    He ran from his post,
    And screamed at us all, “Fuck you!”​


    A bit of an explanation for those who aren't in the know:

    Six or seven months ago, we were doing an Underworld run. We reached the Chaos Plains and were pretty much clearing house. (The Chaos Plains are notoriously evil, simply because of the quest associated with that area.)

    The second healer, besides myself, was doing a bit of complaining. He was new to the guild, but it was really becoming irritating. The weird part was that he was complaining that we were doing well. "This is too easy", and "we should have done hard mode", and things like that. We didn't do hard mode because the reason for doing the mission at all was to help members who hadn't yet earned completed UW the completion statue.

    I decided to try and tell him that he was being a bit annoying by making a joke: "If you don't quite down, I'm going to turn this car around, young man."

    To which he responded: "Go ahead."

    Me: "Alright, I'm turning this car around. Everyone resign."

    He then leaves the game and quits TS, leaving us all a bit shocked and confused. He rejoins TS about sixty seconds later and screams "FUCK YOU!" at the top of his lungs, and quits TS again.

    We failed that particular UW run because we lost a healer, and the quest requires a split. Two groups, one healer. It didn't go well.

    This problem member was promptly banned from XoO permanently.
     
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  2. The Communist
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    That is a great story. It helps the poem makes sense as well.
     
  3. Kyoji
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    Heh good job.
     
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    Classic...... Thanks for the chuckle
     
  5. PersonalRiot
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    : ) Awesome story.