"And then the fight started..."

>> My wife sat down on the couch next to me as I was flipping channels.
>
> She asked, 'What's on TV?'
>
> I said, 'Dust.'
>
> And then the fight started...
>
> ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- ---------
>
> My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary.
>
> She said, 'I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 150 in about 3
> seconds.'
>
> I bought her a scale.
>
> And then the fight started...
>
> ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- ---------
>
> When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her someplace
> expensive...so, I took her to a gas station.
>
> And then the fight started....
>
> ------------ --------- --------- --------- ------
>
> I took my wife to a restaurant. The waiter, for some reason, took my order
> first.
>
> "I'll have the strip steak, medium rare, please."
>
> He said, "Aren't you worried about the mad cow?"
>
> "Nah, she can order for herself."
>
> And then the fight started...
>
> ------------ --------- --------- ------
>
> A woman is standing nude, looking in the bedroom mirror.
>
> She is not happy with what she sees and says to h er husband, 'I feel
> horrible; I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me a
> compliment..'
>
> The husband replies, "Your eyesight's damn near perfect."
>
> And then the fight started.....
>
> ------------ --------- --------- ------
>
> I tried to talk my wife into buying a case of Miller Light for $14.95.
>
> Instead, she bought a jar of cold cream for $7.95.
>
> I told her the beer would make her look better at night than the cold cream.
>
> And then the fight started....
>
> ------------ --------- --------- --------- -----
>
> My wife asked me if a certain dress made her butt look big.
>
> I told her not as much as the dress she wore yesterday.
>
> And then the fight started.....
>
> ------------ --------- --------- --------- ------
>
> I asked my wife, "Where do you want to go for our anniversary?"
>
> It warmed my heart to see her face melt in sweet appreciation.
>
> "Somewhere I haven't been in a long time!" she said.
>
> So I suggested, "How about the kitchen?"
>
> And that's when the fight started....
>
> ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- ----
>
> My wife and I are watching Who Wants To Be A Millionaire while we were in
> bed.
>
> I turned to her and said, "Do you want to have sex?"
>
> "No," she answered.
>
> I then said, "Is that your final answer?"
>
> She didn't even look at me this time, simply saying, "Yes."
>
> So I said, "Then I'd like to phone a friend."
>
> And that's when the fight started....

 

Hahaha, those are good! Thanks for sharing.

 

While I can't +rep you for that hillarious post, you'll always have +1 rep in my heart.

 

I +repped him for ya, Yolk

 

love the millionaire one

 

too funny I'm so going to use some of these on my wife.

PS. I won't be around next week becuase I'll be in divorcse court . but it's going to be so worth it

 

+1 for making my fiance laugh. Good post.

 

Nice find! made me smile

 

good laugh

 

wow, that stuff is funny.......... maybe one i can use one of those.....

 

It got a smirk outta me. This things been going around I guess, my mother printed it from an email she got...

It's going to get popular and old very quick.

 

lol that was a good, and yea i liked the millionaire one as well

and whoot i was able to add rep!