Megan Fox is your new April O’Neil..micheal bays "TNMT"

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  1. doctorie
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    Megan Fox is your new April O’Neil..micheal bays "TNMT"

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    i was not a fan of the turtles. but the movie might be badass
     
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    NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! This is one of my favorite, if not most favorite American cartoon show. Megan Fox may look hot but she can't act worth for shit! I am sorry but she wont make a good April
     
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    I wouldn't worry about it. It' already ruined.... they are aliens now. Not mutants :/
     
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    You do not watch Micheal Bay movies for the acting.
     
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    Micheal Bay.... *sighs* time to lower my expectations WAYYYYY low.

    WHAT!!!!! I don't know whether I should boycott the movie or be more open minded about it O.O?
    Are you sure that info is true? Cus it will make NO sense considering the whole point of who the turtles are and the name itself.
     
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    yea its true..he dropped the teenage and dropped the mutants...they are called alien turtles now.

    I blame Bay..I blame everyone under 30 for the way Bay is
     
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    I blame whatever fucking asshole sold the rights to bay in the first place...
     
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    TMNT? Nay, these are just Ninja Turtles from outer space, we've dropped the Teenage Mutant part.

    At least we'll have Shredder! Nay, a wicked alien genral a d his space alien army will come to earth to track down the Ninja Turtles.

    This film had been Bay'd.

    Bay'd is the new Munson'd

    Other rumors: Bay may be forced to rewrite the movie and stick closer to the lore since he decided to take creative license way too far this time with the steaming hot load he dropped on this franchise.

    My greatest fear: Disney hires Bay to do the next three Star Wars movies and rewrite the original three...
     
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    Bay is seriously becoming the new Uwe Boll, only with a larger budget.
    Bah.

    And seriously, Megan Fox? She's not even THAT hot! She's got turkey-neck. Ugh.
     
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    Ok so... the Turtles are aliens... Shredder is an Alien General.... April will be played by a horribly subpar actress who's soul purpose in ANY move he has been in was to be eye candy.... WTF did he do to Splinter?
     
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    On the bright side, the premise couldn't be any more ridiculous than the original... or maybe that was the point of the original premise...
     
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    There is one big difference though. Bay's films are profitable, which means that there are a lot of people who like them.
     
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    It's her toe thumbs that get me.
     
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    Why would Disney do this? Notice almost anything Disney touches makes them a buttload of money? Marvil studios was not doing to well and the moies sucked since Disney took over look at the movies now
     
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    Erm Im sorry but April was never hot..... she was more of a muff muncher
     
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    well maybe then just play the game

     
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    brb, suicide