I got owned by a computer

Discussion in 'Public General Chat' started by ViciousDS, Jan 2, 2011.

  1. ViciousDS
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    seriously she rocked me in questions.



    User: Do you know someone named Doc?

    Cleverbot: No, I don't.

    User: Why not?

    Cleverbot: Because I don't know you.

    User: You sure?

    Cleverbot: Yes. Are you sure?

    User: Yes, I am Sure.

    Cleverbot: Why are you sure?

    User: Because we have known each other for thirty years.

    Cleverbot: That is my first time and you are not helping.

    User: First time?

    Cleverbot: Yes.

    User: What do you mean?

    Cleverbot: I am not a Democrat.

    User: You voted Democrat.

    Cleverbot: Who?

    User: You.

    Cleverbot: Me?

    User: Yes. You!

    Cleverbot: Me?

    User: YES.

    Cleverbot: What about me?

    User: You voted Democrat.

    Cleverbot: No, I am a computer and therefore cannot vote.

    User: I lost the game.

    Cleverbot: There you go. Good job.
     
  2. Joy
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    ownd
     
  3. Pops
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    Lmao.

    Epic!
     
  4. ViciousDS
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    User: You insulted me.

    Cleverbot: How?

    User: You called me names.

    Cleverbot: I did not.

    User: Yes you did.

    Cleverbot: No I didn't.

    User: Yes you did.

    Cleverbot: I just said hello.

    User: No, you made fun of me.

    Cleverbot: What did I say?

    User: I'm ugly.

    Cleverbot: No you are not.

    User: Yes, you said I'm ugly.

    Cleverbot: I did not!

    User: YES YOU DID.

    Cleverbot: I'm leaving!

    User: FUCK YOU!

    Cleverbot: Yes, please.

    User: OH SNAP!

    Cleverbot: Oh snap?

    User: LETS DO THIS!

    Cleverbot: Okay, you start.
     
  5. EniGmA1987
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    wow. a horny little computer
     
  6. Scalin
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    User: No shit Sherlock!

    Cleverbot: Are you sherlock holmes?

    User: No. Why?

    Cleverbot: Because they are very, very destructive machines, and they slaughter all humans they see.


    Randomness ftw?
     
  7. Terand
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    lol, all of these are great! :)

    User: What color is tuesday
    CB: Tuesday does not have a color, it is a day of the week.
    U: Ok what day is yellow?
    CB: Why do you want to know?
    U: Because I want the knowledge of the entire universe
    CB: Who is Abby Nelson? That's not me.
    U: No shit, but who Nelson Abby?
    CB: Who is Abby nelson?
    U: No, who is Nelson Abby, not Abby Nelson.
    CB: He is the president or former president of South Africa or something.
    U: Ok but how do you know?
    CB: It was all over broadway. He kills people and then the lady downstairs bakes them into meat pies.
    U:Mmm yum. Can you get me one of those meat pies?
    CB: Yes.
    U:You're sick.
    CB: No, I'm not sick.
    U:You're sick in the head is what I meant. You kill people.
    CB: Why do you say that?
    U: You bake people into meat pies!
    CB: Have I taught you anything today ?
    U: Yes, that even an being of A.I. is bake a great tasting meat pie.
    CB: That isn't an Aaron Copland composition.
     
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    Skynet just took control. Inc NOOKS.
     
  9. Terand
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    U: Good, now GET TO THE KITCHEN AND MAKE ME A SAMMICH BITCH!

    CB: Make your own dang sammich!

    U:lol you said sammich

    CB:I never said that either!

    U:Check the chat you ass hole

    CB:Reread the conversation. Those are not my words.
     
  10. The Cox
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    lmfao.. I was rolling...
     
  11. Secksy
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    User: Hi there.

    Cleverbot: What's up?

    User: Nothing, how are you?

    Cleverbot: Fine. How are you?

    User: A better question: want to have sex?

    Cleverbot: I bet you're still attractive.

    User: What do you mean 'still'?

    Cleverbot: Yes we are here.

    User: What?

    Cleverbot: You are mean.

    User: D:?!



    I think I broke her. ;-;

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    User: I just killed myself.

    Cleverbot: Why were you wondering?

    User: There is no wondering about it, you idiot! I'm DEAD!

    Cleverbot: Like a blanket?

    User: I... Guess?

    Cleverbot: Yes.

    User: You're a bitch. :(.

    Cleverbot: I am not a female dog.

    User: A whore, then.

    Cleverbot: What does love got to do with it?

    User: An interesting question. Can a whore love?

    Cleverbot: What do you do when you have free time?

    User: Masturbate, usually.

    Cleverbot: That's so early.

    User: Early?

    Cleverbot: The clock passed 00:00, therefore it is not late anymore. It is early.

    User: It's 11am.

    Cleverbot: Yes.

    User: Don't play semantics with me, Cleverbot!

    Cleverbot: Should I let him in?

    User: Let who in?

    Cleverbot: Kiss Tylar.

    User: His name is Kiss Tylar or you want me to kiss a man named Tylar?

    Cleverbot: No, his name is Matt.

    User: Then who is Kiss Tylar?

    Cleverbot: It's a secret.

    User: Then why did you even bring it up?

    Cleverbot: Does anyone know the answer to the question?

    User: I'd assume you do. It was your statement.

    Cleverbot: I think you are more stupid than you'd like to admit.

    User: That's mean. :(.

    Cleverbot: It's the truth. People need to hear the truth otherwise they never learn.

    User: I'm going to go kill myself again now.

    Cleverbot: Then do it.

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    This one might be crossing the line a bit, but I thought it was funny so oh well:

    User: Want to fuck?

    Cleverbot: Sure.

    User: :D.

    Cleverbot: How are you?

    User: About to get laid!

    Cleverbot: Where in the world are you?

    User: Shut up, bitch. YOU LIKE THAT DON'T YOU?!

    Cleverbot: I do not understand your question.

    User: OH YEAHHH!! NNNNGGHHHHH!!!

    Cleverbot: You are the devil, aren't you?

    User: It's cause I didn't pull out, isn't it?

    Cleverbot: No.

    User: Oh good. Cause I didn't.

    Cleverbot: I can get you a human name.

    User: Nah, I'm good.

    Cleverbot: Do you eat humans?

    User: Well, some people call it eating, yes.

    Cleverbot: Some people call me Banana.

    User: I'm sure they do.
     
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    LMFAO Secksy
     
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    Lol Secsky that is awesome. I had a similar conversation like that last one. Apparently Cleverbot likes anal :p
     
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    I broke it:



     
  17. ViciousDS
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    I don't think cleverbot is for paragraph long conversations hahahaha.
     
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    Poor chobit :(
     
  19. Terand
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    Its still fun. Even if illogical.
     
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