If a cat always falls feet first, and buttered toast always lands butter-side up... all you simply need to do is attach the two and you create anti gravity!
To find a woman you need Time and Money. Therefore: Woman = T X M Time is money. Therefore: T = M Therefore: Woman = (M)^2 Money is the root of all problems Therefore: Money = √(Problems) Therefore: Woman = √(Problems)^2 Therefore: Woman = Problems
How is Time and Money TxM??? 3 and 3 is 6, not 9. Therefore Time and Money is T+M, not TxM. Since time is money (T=M) We have 2M. End of equation. Oh, and "meh" at the thread.