3D + porn = pregnancy

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  1. prNu

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    http://www.popjolly.com/woman-says-she-became-pregnant-after-watching-porn-in-3d-365

    *waits for someone to invent 3D condoms*
     
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    ummm... all I have to say is BULLSHIT. That is all. I mean, how could he buy that? "With technology these days, anything is possibe"... Yes, because going to see a movie can impregnate your wife with all that contact... ohh, I get it. She's sneaky. She cheated on him AT the 3D movie. This all makes sense now.
     
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  3. Vapor

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    wow...ridiculous
     
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  4. Brownmccoy

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    The editor updated the page:

     
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    oh great the fucking Onion......LOL
     
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    Good story though.
     
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    That is "literally too stupid to insult".
     
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    we must stop this porn!
     
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    Maybe she was really playing Guild Wars but didnt want to tell him! It was really Koss, Dammit Koss is the father I tell you.
     
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    In 3D porn, everyone gets a facial.
     
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    ................*speechless*
     
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    Lesson learned.

    Dont watch 3D porn naked.
     
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    wow how stupid can someone be to fall for 3d porn impregnating their girlfriend while their away lol.
     
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    All I can say is......

    Selective breeding please.
     
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    thought i smelled onions
     
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    lol good read but really if anyone believed that.. I really have no faith in people and we might as well just kill ourselves..
     
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    I believe it could be a real story... filled with lies, but a real story nonetheless
     
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    Killing each other would prove to be more challenging :punch:
     
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