Describe your sex life with a pokemon moveset

Sleep Powder
Quick Attack
Gunk Shot
Rest

>_>

<_<

 

rofl, i dont know enough pokemon moves to make a list of attacks like that

 

If you are using pokemon powers to describe your sex life, you are lying about having a sex life.

 

Lol, gunk shot.

 

Why am I not surprised when I see a thread containing "sex" and "pokemon"?

One Love,
Cal

 

rofl.

Charm
Lick
Harden
Vice Grip
Extreme Speed
Sludge Bomb
Recover

 

Arm grab! Snap kick! Side kick! Rabbit punch! Rabbit Punch! into Pile Driver!

 

Only thing that can be used to describe Calabane's sex life is

My Little Pony

 

oh man,y'all are a riot.....

Hey now! MLP rocks! Don't ruin my cartoon with nasty thoughts hahaha

 

I remember back in the day when someone posted what looked like a scene from a porno and right before it got to the nude part it switched to my little pony.

 

Extreme speed x10

 

LOL

 

Attract
Howl
Helping Hand
Harden
Body Slam
Constrict
Horn Attack
Horn Drill
Hidden Power
Hyper Beam
Mean Look
Mega Kick
Milk Drink
Rest

Morning Sun
Natural Gift
Quick Attack
Trump Card - The lower the PP, the higher the power.

 

ITT: Pokemon movesets consist of more than 4 moves.

 

Some pokemon aren't gifted with a lot of PP.

 

tackle attack xD

 

Splash. Poke. flash?

I'm sort of glad I don't remember most of the moves ahah.

 

Lol

 

Sword Dance
Hyper Beam
Hypnosis
Teleport

Lol not really xD