Throw the deep frozen turkey into boiling oil! Probably won't end well for the both of you, but all the cool guys do it. You're cool... right bro?
Doshan has seen the light. We believe in you fella, you can do it ! Show that turkey who's the daddy.
I had deep fried turkey one year at my now husband's house (with his family in Wisconsin) - they did it out in the garage, with lots of cardboard laid out to catch the stray oil. When you do finally lower the turkey in, make sure you do it very slowly, and stand well away, because otherwise you will get burned and/or cause a horrendous mess from the boiling over of the oil... I remember them having it on some kind of string on a pole contraption, if that's not vague enough for you >.> I'm sure you could find much better information with a search online. That's about all I can relay to you from what I picked up from watching, hope all goes well! If it does, you will have what I consider to be the juiciest and most deliciously prepared turkey available Good luck!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OLNLYL24qUA http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i9mq29BaLLk&NR=1 All you need to know.