Manhole swallows teen texter

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  1. dash
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    read!
     
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    what is this ...reading u speak of? *borat accent*
     
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    he didn't speak, he typed. turn off the text to speech thing and get hooked on phonics
     
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    Yea but did she died?


    (Sorry it's kind of a break.com joke. :p )
     
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    It was suppose be funny and joking, i vote u douche bag of the month. congrats!
     
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    I nominate him for the DERP award!!!!

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    One of my coworkers mentioned this story to me, and I cracked up.. (except for the part about suing the city, uhm, hi look where you're walking, even if there were cones you still would have fallen in, duh?)

    What's worse than falling in a manhole and landing in 4 ft of sewage?

    Hitting your head and drowning in it XD Could have been worse...

    Guess I shouldn't be surprised they're trying to get some money out of it, I mean they do live in United Sue after all :p
     
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    ill put you both in contest for it then for pushing your taking that i would type a message to someone im saying can't read as my point. i was well aware it was a joke. however, in all honestly, you should just be awarded the Scarecrow award... "if you only had a brain"
     

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    the first part made now sense, learn grammar and sentence formatting.
     
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    so did she die?
     
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    I agree with Xami's comment. You have been nominated for your own award for making a post that makes very little sense, then saying other people don't have a brain :p (and to set the record straight, your 'award' is not funny at all. It just makes you seem like even more of a douchebag)
     
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    Man i wish someone would have gotten a picture of this chick falling in, and then sent it to failblog, would have been all over the internet and ppl would be making fun of her for years, her parents probably took her phone or had it turned off after this one lmao!
     
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    They probably got her more phones to text on so they can try to get more money..
     
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    she needed this iphone app

     
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    when he went to send it, would have been badass had a car backed into him or something
     
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    I still think Brown holds the record for biggest DERP. :)
     
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    sounds about right, but old thread is getting old. maybe it should fall in the manhole next