The Official Canadian Temperature Conversion Chart

Let's face it: Canadians are a rare breed.

The Official Canadian Temperature Conversion Chart

50° Fahrenheit (10° C)
· Californians shiver uncontrollably.
· Canadians plant gardens.

35° Fahrenheit (1.6° C)
· Italian Cars won't start
· Canadians drive with the windows down

32° Fahrenheit (0° C)
· American water freezes
· Canadian water gets thicker.

0° Fahrenheit (-17.9° C)
· New York City landlords finally turn on the heat.
· Canadians have the last cookout of the season.

-60° Fahrenheit (-51° C)
· Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
· Canadian Girl Guides sell cookies door-to-door.

-109.9° Fahrenheit (-78.5° C)
· Carbon dioxide freezes makes dry ice.
· Canadians pull down their earflaps.

-173° Fahrenheit (-114° C)
· Ethyl alcohol freezes.
· Canadians get frustrated when they can't thaw the keg

-459.67° Fahrenheit (-273.15° C)
· Absolute zero; all atomic motion stops.
· Canadians start saying "cold, eh?"

-500° Fahrenheit (-295° C)
· Hell freezes over.
· The Toronto Maple Leafs win the Stanley Cup

 

um, ew?


lol =)

 

LOL I loved the ending.. even though I'm a Leafs fan

cold, eh?

 

Was amusing. Sometimes accurate.

 

Seen it before but very nice

 

I have never seen this before and got a good laugh out of it. The hockey joke was a little lame. Not a fan of it though.

 

It must suck to live in Canada more so than it does in Oklahoma. =P

 

Haha, I laughed at the "Canadians drive with the window down" for the 1.6 degrees. When I go snowboarding I drive to the mountain with the window down.

And /agree with the ending.

 

Happy Canada Day, eh? I should have worn my "Kick Ass--Be Canadian" shirt today.

 

Happy Canada Day everyone. Wish it wasn't raining, I might have gone to see some fireworks.

 

last part about the leafs winning seems to be about right...

 

Nah, it's never gonna happen.

 

Which is why it is placed below absolute zero