Not one or two wolves, but three!

Grumble · May 20, 2009

Read the reviews for extra laughs.

http://tinyurl.com/o5c93j

The Communist · May 20, 2009

I love the reviews! Have you seen the one about the manatee T-Shirt?

doctorie · May 20, 2009

oh that review..omg...that was just tooooo funny.

Someone had a great sense of humor. That was spot on...he was so attuned to the people who would wear a shirt like that.

he even had the fat part in..my girth...that was so great.

Valindria · May 20, 2009

I love it!

Yizelin · May 20, 2009

I'm more entertained that the 2nd product listed under "Similar items" is "Personalized Ladies Boy Shorts - Forever Yours White Design"

Blasphemy · May 20, 2009

I'm gonna rock that to the swap meet!!

Kyoji · May 21, 2009

for the lazy

This item has wolves on it which makes it intrinsically sweet and worth 5 stars by itself, but once I tried it on, that's when the magic happened. After checking to ensure that the shirt would properly cover my girth, I walked from my trailer to Wal-mart with the shirt on and was immediately approached by women. The women knew from the wolves on my shirt that I, like a wolf, am a mysterious loner who knows how to 'howl at the moon' from time to time (if you catch my drift!). The women that approached me wanted to know if I would be their boyfriend and/or give them money for something they called mehth. I told them no, because they didn't have enough teeth, and frankly a man with a wolf-shirt shouldn't settle for the first thing that comes to him.

I arrived at Wal-mart, mounted my courtesy-scooter (walking is such a drag!) sitting side saddle so that my wolves would show. While I was browsing tube socks, I could hear aroused asthmatic breathing behind me. I turned around to see a slightly sweaty dream in sweatpants and flip-flops standing there. She told me she liked the wolves on my shirt, I told her I wanted to howl at her moon. She offered me a swig from her mountain dew, and I drove my scooter, with her shuffling along side out the door and into the rest of our lives. Thank you wolf shirt.

Pros: Fits my girthy frame, has wolves on it, attracts women
Cons: Only 3 wolves (could probably use a few more on the 'guns'), cannot see wolves when sitting with arms crossed, wolves would have been better if they glowed in the dark.
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Unfortunately I already had this exact picture tattooed on my chest, but this shirt is very useful in colder weather.
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So I got this wolf shirt because of, you know, the sweet wolves on it.

However, having owned this shirt for three weeks now and having tried it out in a variety of situations, both formal and informal, I'm beginning to believe that some of the benefits ---- as described by other reviewers ---- are exaggerated. For example, not ONE supermodel has approached me. Some of you may be used to having supermodels approach you on a regular basis but, believe me, I am not: I would notice one should she appear in my vicinity.

Similarly, I have not been invited to a vision quest, even though I wore my wolf shirt in New Mexico.

There is one thing, though, and that is that whenever I wear the wolf shirt I have a lot less issues with involuntary urination. I have not studied it long enough, however, to establish a cause/effect relationship.

Once, however, while wearing the wolf shirt I was mistaken for Schneider, the building superintendent on "One Day at a Time."

So I guess the jury is still out.
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When I first saw this review I thought, "Why would anyone want to write three longish paragraphs about a wolf shirt??!?" But then I read it. I won't be melodramatic and say my life has been changed, but I think it totally has been. I bought the shirt.

Am now awaiting magic in mail.
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Grumble · May 21, 2009

And more magic...

So I tracked my package before I left for work today and realized that it would be delivered around 1pm. Around noon I told my manager my dad fell off a ladder and that I had to leave work to take him to the hospital. Pulling out of Taco HELL all I could think of was 3 Woof Moon shirt and where to make the public debut, and that 3WM would give me the guts to ask Tonya the deep fry girl to a drive-in movie tomorrow. I got home and the package was THERE! I tore open the envelope and - oh yea - HELL F' YEAH - 3 wolves, black t-shirt, one moon. I knew right away...My band's gota gig at Community Day this weekend, and most dudes in the other bands show off their Warrant, Ratt, Firehouse concert t shirts.. Compared to 3Wolf Moon they'll look like total jagoffs - sup now loosers???LOL. I've been to Space Mountain before and had sex in a public bathroom one time, but I can really say 3WM is the greatest thing I ever payed money for. I put it on and went to the big mirror and tried some different poses, with guitar, bandanna, different pants, no pants, junk between the legs...It din matter - My town seem too small for me anymore. Things are different now.
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I am a 48 year old mother of two. My youngest son Arthur wears this shirt every day. He refuses to take it off, so I had to buy several more identical shirts. I change him into a new shirt every day while he is sleeping so that it does not consistently smell like B.O. I had to buy the extra large version for Arthur and it stretches easily over his little beer belly. Arthur is 24 and I wish he would move out of the home I share with my second husband, Razor. Since Razor and Arthur do not get along, this shirt has improved our lives tenfold because it keeps Arthur smelling fresh during his 36- hour World of Warcraft marathons and does not show sweat stains or other stains if Arthur happens to spill any of his Full Throttle or Monster Energy drinks. The only complaint I have about this product is that it still shows Cheetos dust and especially lint if exposed to the blacklight we have in the basement. -C.M.
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Everything you have heard about the Three Wolf Shirt is true: its ability to attract the opposite sex, its classy design that instantly confers respect on the wearer and even the shadowy rumours about its dryer lint being a nutritious food source.

However, improper handling of the shirt may harm yourself or others. When I opened the package, the focused radiance of the shirt actually burned my shadow onto the wall. Likewise, several admirers of the shirt have reported sunspots in their vision after beholding it for long periods of time, and one friend who had just had her pupils dialated at the optomatrist was struck blind for several hours. Also be aware that prolonged exposure to the Three Wolf Moon Shirt has caused ecstatic religious visions in people of all faiths and, on occasion, prompted athiests to speak in tongues. This may be considered improper in certain social situations.
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Shoji · May 21, 2009

Is it wrong that this all makes me want to buy this shirt and post a picture of me wearing it? XD

Blasphemy · May 21, 2009

Shoji said: ↑

Is it wrong that this all makes me want to buy this shirt and post a picture of me wearing it? XD
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LMAO, not at all, just the fact that it sucks so bad makes it cool in my book.

doctorie · May 21, 2009

Dont do it shoji..once on the net its there forever. I beg you..don't do it.Think of your children.

Valindria · May 21, 2009

Sometimes and idea is so bad it turns around and becomes good again.

Sirius · May 21, 2009

So, apparently this made it to the BBC.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/technology/8061031.stm

Wren · May 21, 2009

This is just awesome, love it.

Grumble · May 21, 2009

Sirius said: ↑

So, apparently this made it to the BBC.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/technology/8061031.stm
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lol, great find!

BuzzBuzzYolk · May 21, 2009

wtf

Grumble · May 29, 2009

oops, duped post.

Grumble · Apr 5, 2014

LOLOLOL!!!

Rubius · May 29, 2009

I bought this shirt. It's in the mail

Rubius · May 29, 2009

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LOLOLOL!!!

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