Obama Promises To Stop America's Shitty Jobs From Going Overseas

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  1. Rubius

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    That shit work can and SHOULD be done by Americans.

    I almost missed the ending bit...

    "Matt Damon announces that he will neither seek nor accept the title of sexiest man alive in 2008"
     
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    lol that was funny
     
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    That was awesome.
     
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    The onion never fails to deliver.
     
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    lol shit sould be done by americans! USA USA
     
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    I was about to report this but, then I saw the Onion link.
     
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    The Onion always fails to deliver actual video for me. I don't know what it is about the site, it just never works...

    ...and then I find out: it doesn't work with Adblock installed (even when deactivated).
     
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  10. Priezt

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    Honestly?

    Irony doesn't only exist in the hallowed pages of the Onion.
     
    Priezt, Oct 6, 2008
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