ZOMG Michael Bay is going to ruin TMNT!

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  1. ss_hype
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    epic fail .....
     
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    FUCK MICHAEL BAY.
     
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    He'll only ruin it if you decide to go watch it... if you boycott it, who gives a fuck. It's Michael Bay... he casts fucking Shea Le Beouf from Even Stevens... guy makes me cringe.
     
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    100% agree Fureddi, I wont be going to see it in the theaters if they change the story that much.
     
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    I had a pretty long discussion about this with my girlfriend yesterday. I sincerely hope that this was taken out of context or that Michael Bay just simply mis-spoke when he said this. If it's true that he's changing the mythology of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, then he's just about to piss off a LOT of people.

    He's already gotten some flak from the voice of Michelangelo from the original live action movie.
     
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    ^^^
     
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    This is a bad idea.
     
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    well if I may get technical .... turning them into pizza loving surfer talking badass crime fighters was the first time they were ruined ...

    but aliens I mean just stop it ....
     
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    Yeah they should have had NYC accents instead of Cali accents. That is where they were from. Michael Bay can EAD in Gruune's words.
     
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    >Michael Bay
    >Story

    ...hmmmmm....
     
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    Zero originality, this dude just hijacks old t.v. shows and remakes them.

    Next up, "Facts of Life: The Movie" Yes folks, Mrs. Garret and the girls are back in this new exciting film by Michael Bay.

    This guy can do more than just eat a dick, he can eat a bag of dicks.
     
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    I had an old boss that used to say "suck a bowl of dicks." Always seemed wierd to me- you know, mechanically. Oddly enough, with this post Ive finally found a use for that obscure insult.
    Here we go:
    "Michael Bay: Suck a Bowl of Dicks."
     
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    So, I'm guessing the majority of the XoO posting community are giving this a miss?

    Good.
    Fucking turtle hater.
     
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    4kids tv, TMNT fighting space triceretops with comic super powers

    No, TMNT ended with the SNES games, after that it's down hill.
     
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    similar to reheating a turd in a microwave..

    it will be something like this Assassins Creed Live action movie

     
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    eh. yeah. you're right. Go ahead Mike: F*ck it hard. I mean really give it to it. Like worse than Lucas did to his own franchise. Lets see how much he can change. It might actually be interesting to see where he goes with it.

    [​IMG]
     
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    @doc
    that's spanish... and spanish music... and the police speak english.... to a jihad cell...
    you're a week too early ;p
     
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