I can't believe my mom stooped so low...

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  1. Terror Nova
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    My mom called my doctor and said to him "What's the most accurate measurement for weighing?" The doctor said "An underwater weighing test" And just like that, my mom said "Yes. When can my son and my daughter can take it?" and the doc said "Today at 2pm."

    So, I didn't bother taking a shower and so did my sister too, so I had to get into a special swimming suit(tight pants...Ugh).

    My sister said "Can I pull my hair down to a ponytail?" The doctor said "No." So my sister with her long, blonde hair went underwater with 8 seconds and had she must enjoyed it..but I didn't.
     
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    What is this, I dont even...
     
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    Jeez Terror, you could have at least waited awhile and made it like an annual thing.
     
  6. BobFromMarketing
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    Christ people it's copypasta, it's been copypasta for years.
     
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    It is an annual thing.
     
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    Ah..... Spam..... But regardless your show is cool.
     
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    Still just as senseless as the first time it was posted.
     
  13. Terror Nova
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    >>>Implying that one thread per year is spam
     
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    Thanks man! I thought so too!!!
     
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    lol @ this
     
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    Dude, this party is just getting started.
     
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