See ? Here's your problem right here

Comment :"I think you need to change the bark plugs."

 

Cheap junk using dog power instead of horse power.

 

american muscle

 

Cat cars are better.

 

truth, dog cars are all bark and no bite. Cat cars at least purrrr as you cruise around.

 

So that's why my car doesn't run, its missing the Pitbull.

 

Yayyyy.

 

A story about animals in engines from up here in Canadia. So in the cold winter months I was at a friends house that isn't exactly in the city but not in the country either. Needless to say there are more critters than normal about. So at the end of the night when I decide to leave I go out and start my vehicle and hear a large thud and what sounds like shit flying all over the place in my hood. Everything ran fine so i got home safe and sound. Next day the hood is opened to reveal blood and fur all over the inside of the engine area. Stupid critter crawled in a warm place and got shredded

 

Be a bitch to clean that out.

 

lol that is hilarious Ryld