Someone Jizzed on my CPU...

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  1. Rubius

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    God damnit... now I have to clean that shit.

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    Maybe if it didn't suck so much dick, it wouldn't be in this mess.
     
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    how does you playing bad accumulate that much crap on your CPU? It boggles the mind!
     
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  4. EniGmA1987

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    Wait, how do you have a socket P processor? I thought your motherboard was socket 775?


    Also, that CPU looks nasty. You do need to clean it up...
     
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  5. Rubius

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    It's a laptop processor I pulled from a laptop. I'd be in trouble if I was using that on my Asus!!
     
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    I would have assumed with how bad Rubius plays it would be much worse. :D
     
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    Many people dont know this, but the proper amount of thermal paste is about the size of a grain of rice. In the case of a CPU with no IHS, you probably only want half a grain size dot. Once spread over the core, the thermal paste should be barely visible it is so thin. The purpose of the paste is to get in the tiny microscratches between the core/IHS and the heatsink. Having a blob like that impedes thermal performance due to excessive paste between the contact surfaces.
     
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    It was me. Sorry.

    I couldn't contain it anymore.
     
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    Come on, Enig. I think Ruby was just playin' around!
     
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    Nope. Rubius is always 100% serious. That really is semen on his processor.
     
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  11. Rubius

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    LMAO!!!
     
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    lawls

    but seriously wtf that is a TON of shit on that proc, but really i mean, thats not THAT much semen really.....


    I Agree...
     
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    Of course you do :)
     
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    FIRST girl to comment on this! Good or bad thing? :(
     
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    You didn't actually comment on the subject matter of this thread, rendering your question moot. But it's always nice to see a female wierded out by my posts :p
     
    Rubius, May 29, 2011
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