Heres one for worlds dumbest crime.

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  1. mebard

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    mebard, Apr 27, 2011
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    Going to Federal 'Pound Me in the Ass' Prison for 1800 bucks? not worth it.
     
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    Speak for yourself!

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    lol^^
     
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    lol man your hilarious! As for the robber, yeah not a smooth criminal *Que Michael Jackson song*
     
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    "I'm not a terrorist! I robbed the bank."

    Yeah...
     
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    Holy shit!!! That's in my neck of the woods... Well its near where I grew up! Haha
     
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    Ya he's dumb lol! But feel bad if he's really jobless and homeless. It's tough times these days.
     
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    Glad I just use the atm at that BoA instead of having to stand in line with those crazies :p
     
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    look at it like this now he has a roof over his head and 3 full meals a day :)he isnt homeless anymore or jobless :)
     
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    One of the bonuses of getting imprisoned!

    Fraud would be safer, though. In minimum-security prisons you have less to fear from the cock.
     
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    doesnt mean go rob a bank......plenty of help out there
     
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    not really true lol in the fed prisons there better food and its nicer from whats been said
     
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    Granted the food may be better and may be nicer but the risk of you getting killed and/or maimed is higher. You only get better treatment for good behavior and there is a long list to get out of general population.
     
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