I can't believe my mom stooped so low...

My mom called my doctor and said to him "What's the most accurate measurement for weighing?"
The doctor said "An underwater weighing test"
And just like that, my mom said "Yes. When can my son and my daughter can take it?" and the doc said "Today at 2pm."

So, I didn't bother taking a shower and so did my sister too, so I had to get into a special swimming suit(tight pants...Ugh).

My sister said "Can I pull my hair down to a ponytail?" The doctor said "No."
So my sister with her long, blonde hair went underwater with 8 seconds and had she must enjoyed it..but I didn't.

 

wwwwwhhhhhyyyyyyy?

 

Wait what?

 

im confused ... trying to get a muscle mass count or something?

 

??? I'm confused what just happened

 

Wasn't something like this posted a long time ago? Im confused.

 

This is the exact same shit he posted a year ago.
http://www.xoohq.com/forums/showthread.php?t=14835

Looks like the Cox was fooled twice. Shame on you, Cox!

 

is your sister hot?

 

Well when we were done my mom came in the door. Then she got on the floor. Everybody walk the dinosaur.

 

Haha I know.. that's why I posted again =D

 

This thread is shit.

 

Mind fucked.

 

THIS IS NOW A SPIDERMAN THREAD

 

guys since you are spider experts...

how do i shot web?