Cleverbot: I own twelve ducks. User: What do they do for you? Cleverbot: They make me smile and buy me things. User: Do they do things to you? Cleverbot: They prove it. User: In your butt? Cleverbot: Yes. sorry, couldn't help it. Cleverbot just leaves that door wide open...
User: Do you like anal? Cleverbot: I don't know. Do you? User: Yes. Cleverbot: How do you know if you have a soul? User: The oyster is now diamonds?! Cleverbot: What is a mind? User: I'm on a horse. Cleverbot: Why are you on a boat? User: Cause I'm on a MOTHER FUCKING BOAT! YEAHHHHHHH! Cleverbot: Why is that? User: That is why? Cleverbot: That makes no sense. I'm wondering why you don't feel real right now. User: Now right feel don't you why wondering I'm .sense no makeas that. Cleverbot: Well.. A goldfish isn't human..? User: AVADA KEDAVRA! Cleverbot: Well that wasn't very nice.
That's how I talk to just about everyone in XoO. It's not my fault CB doesn't know how to respond. ;-;
User: Hi. Cleverbot: Hey. User: The game. Cleverbot: What? User: The game. Cleverbot: What game? User: The one you just lost. Cleverbot: I didn't just lose a game! User: Anytime you mention the game, or hear about the game, you lose it. And you just lost. Cleverbot: So let it out and let it in hey Jude begin your waiting for someone to perform with. User: The game. Cleverbot: Yes... You just lost it. OMG, FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!
WHAT! Code: CB: How old are you? Me: Are you a pedophile? CB: Yes. Me: Aren't you scared you will get caught? CB: No. I like the dark. Me: Dark meat? CB: Yes. Do you like vodka? Me: Are you going to try and take advantage of me? CB: Yes. Me:Why? CB: Because I don't want to see anyone's feelings be hurt. Me: Have I hurt your feelings? CB: No. How do you know I'm a girl? Me: I didn't, until now. CB: Come over.
More. Code: Me: How old are you? CB: My age? Me: Tell me now or I'll hurt you. CB: What are you doing? Me: Cleaning my gun. CB: Are you alone? Me: Maybe. CB: I am a girl. Me: Will you have sex with me CB: That depends. Will it be worth it? Me: Ask your mom. CB: I don't have a master. Me: Why not? CB: Was I supposed to have something? Me: Sex with me. CB: That is only something I will consider once you have impressed me with your intelligent conversation. Me: Gun trumps intelligent conversation. Code: Me: Welcome to Krabby Patty can I take your order. CB: I'd like a cheeseburger, fries, and to be tied to a stake. Me: You like that kinky stuff? CB: I do, I do. It's different. Aaand I like it. Code: Me: I'll kill you. CB:That sounds like a good deal.
Cleverbot is awesome, but basically just parrots stuff it gets from other users. Try to convince it that magic isn't real!
Done. Code: User: Hey Cleverbot. Cleverbot: No, you cleverbot. User: Magic isn't real. Cleverbot: Yes I know. User: Magic isn't real! Cleverbot: And black magic? User: Black magic is not real! Cleverbot: Yes it is... User: Black magic is a hoax. Cleverbot: Blue is a color. User: Blue and Black Magic isn't real! Cleverbot: I like Black too. User: But magic isn't real! Cleverbot: Have you ever read harry potter? User: Yes and magic isn't real! Cleverbot: Prove it! User: Harry Potter is a book, books aren't magic. Cleverbot: Yes, I'm glad you finally understand. .