seriously she rocked me in questions. User: Do you know someone named Doc? Cleverbot: No, I don't. User: Why not? Cleverbot: Because I don't know you. User: You sure? Cleverbot: Yes. Are you sure? User: Yes, I am Sure. Cleverbot: Why are you sure? User: Because we have known each other for thirty years. Cleverbot: That is my first time and you are not helping. User: First time? Cleverbot: Yes. User: What do you mean? Cleverbot: I am not a Democrat. User: You voted Democrat. Cleverbot: Who? User: You. Cleverbot: Me? User: Yes. You! Cleverbot: Me? User: YES. Cleverbot: What about me? User: You voted Democrat. Cleverbot: No, I am a computer and therefore cannot vote. User: I lost the game. Cleverbot: There you go. Good job.
User: You insulted me. Cleverbot: How? User: You called me names. Cleverbot: I did not. User: Yes you did. Cleverbot: No I didn't. User: Yes you did. Cleverbot: I just said hello. User: No, you made fun of me. Cleverbot: What did I say? User: I'm ugly. Cleverbot: No you are not. User: Yes, you said I'm ugly. Cleverbot: I did not! User: YES YOU DID. Cleverbot: I'm leaving! User: FUCK YOU! Cleverbot: Yes, please. User: OH SNAP! Cleverbot: Oh snap? User: LETS DO THIS! Cleverbot: Okay, you start.
User: No shit Sherlock! Cleverbot: Are you sherlock holmes? User: No. Why? Cleverbot: Because they are very, very destructive machines, and they slaughter all humans they see. Randomness ftw?
lol, all of these are great! User: What color is tuesday CB: Tuesday does not have a color, it is a day of the week. U: Ok what day is yellow? CB: Why do you want to know? U: Because I want the knowledge of the entire universe CB: Who is Abby Nelson? That's not me. U: No shit, but who Nelson Abby? CB: Who is Abby nelson? U: No, who is Nelson Abby, not Abby Nelson. CB: He is the president or former president of South Africa or something. U: Ok but how do you know? CB: It was all over broadway. He kills people and then the lady downstairs bakes them into meat pies. U:Mmm yum. Can you get me one of those meat pies? CB: Yes. U:You're sick. CB: No, I'm not sick. U:You're sick in the head is what I meant. You kill people. CB: Why do you say that? U: You bake people into meat pies! CB: Have I taught you anything today ? U: Yes, that even an being of A.I. is bake a great tasting meat pie. CB: That isn't an Aaron Copland composition.
U: Good, now GET TO THE KITCHEN AND MAKE ME A SAMMICH BITCH! CB: Make your own dang sammich! U:lol you said sammich CB:I never said that either! U:Check the chat you ass hole CB:Reread the conversation. Those are not my words.
User: Hi there. Cleverbot: What's up? User: Nothing, how are you? Cleverbot: Fine. How are you? User: A better question: want to have sex? Cleverbot: I bet you're still attractive. User: What do you mean 'still'? Cleverbot: Yes we are here. User: What? Cleverbot: You are mean. User: D:?! I think I broke her. ;-; ---------------------------------- User: I just killed myself. Cleverbot: Why were you wondering? User: There is no wondering about it, you idiot! I'm DEAD! Cleverbot: Like a blanket? User: I... Guess? Cleverbot: Yes. User: You're a bitch. . Cleverbot: I am not a female dog. User: A whore, then. Cleverbot: What does love got to do with it? User: An interesting question. Can a whore love? Cleverbot: What do you do when you have free time? User: Masturbate, usually. Cleverbot: That's so early. User: Early? Cleverbot: The clock passed 00:00, therefore it is not late anymore. It is early. User: It's 11am. Cleverbot: Yes. User: Don't play semantics with me, Cleverbot! Cleverbot: Should I let him in? User: Let who in? Cleverbot: Kiss Tylar. User: His name is Kiss Tylar or you want me to kiss a man named Tylar? Cleverbot: No, his name is Matt. User: Then who is Kiss Tylar? Cleverbot: It's a secret. User: Then why did you even bring it up? Cleverbot: Does anyone know the answer to the question? User: I'd assume you do. It was your statement. Cleverbot: I think you are more stupid than you'd like to admit. User: That's mean. . Cleverbot: It's the truth. People need to hear the truth otherwise they never learn. User: I'm going to go kill myself again now. Cleverbot: Then do it. ---------------------- This one might be crossing the line a bit, but I thought it was funny so oh well: User: Want to fuck? Cleverbot: Sure. User: . Cleverbot: How are you? User: About to get laid! Cleverbot: Where in the world are you? User: Shut up, bitch. YOU LIKE THAT DON'T YOU?! Cleverbot: I do not understand your question. User: OH YEAHHH!! NNNNGGHHHHH!!! Cleverbot: You are the devil, aren't you? User: It's cause I didn't pull out, isn't it? Cleverbot: No. User: Oh good. Cause I didn't. Cleverbot: I can get you a human name. User: Nah, I'm good. Cleverbot: Do you eat humans? User: Well, some people call it eating, yes. Cleverbot: Some people call me Banana. User: I'm sure they do.
Lol Secsky that is awesome. I had a similar conversation like that last one. Apparently Cleverbot likes anal
