Faster

So, my dad wanted to go see a movie over the holiday while I was home and as there wasn't much to pick from he decided that since he liked Walking Tall, Faster would be a good choice.

Well, he was wrong. So so so wrong. Do not go see this movie. Do not pirate this movie. Burn any knowledge of this film from your memory. It was beyond horrible. Bad story, bad acting, bad character development, bad bad bad bad.

 

Aww...

 

Wow, I've never even heard of this film. So maybe that's a good thing?

 

I guess The Rock was cooking up more shit.

 

Oh ya, The Rock thing.. Yeah I coulda guessed.

 

How does he get sucked into some of the worst roles?

I mean, money is money I guess.

 

I'm miffed because I didn't smell it from the trailer.

 

Ahh... the Rock jokes. Always a good source of entertainment

The Rock is regretting that slogan.

 

I really hope we don't ever get smell-o-vision.

 

regretting it all the way to the bank! I'd guess he made around 4m for this film. Billy bob was no better though.

 

What about the one where he was the football star that had the little girl? That was A GREAT MOVIE. /s

Rollin' in the money.

 

I saw this with some in-laws for free during a pre-release showing and thank God the Rock didn't say much. Oh and the hitman in the movie was unbelievably horrible.