Snooki is a Gremlin... ...and if you have ever seen the movies, you would know that these creatures need to be incapacitated ASAP.
WARNING ! This next one is actually kind of cruel. Please do not click this link if you are easily offended. I personally laughed like hell because I have a George Foreman myself. http://img824.imageshack.us/i/1282437668000.jpg/
You mean the link I posted ? From what I remember SHE was an attractive 25+ year old when a guy that had been drink driving and was high from weed crashed into her car, the car exploded in flames. Or something along those lines. There was a huge campaign about drink driving at the time because of the incident. She was like a A+ student and he was a stoner. He came out unscratched, she wasn't so lucky. I can't remember the story completely but that's the general storyline behind it.
Honestly, I thought it was like a 3D render.. didn't know that was a real human. That's a pretty shitty story. :\