3D + porn = pregnancy

http://www.popjolly.com/woman-says-she-became-pregnant-after-watching-porn-in-3d-365

*waits for someone to invent 3D condoms*

 

ummm... all I have to say is BULLSHIT. That is all. I mean, how could he buy that? "With technology these days, anything is possibe"... Yes, because going to see a movie can impregnate your wife with all that contact... ohh, I get it. She's sneaky. She cheated on him AT the 3D movie. This all makes sense now.

 

wow...ridiculous

 

The editor updated the page:

 

oh great the fucking Onion......LOL

 

Good story though.

 

That is "literally too stupid to insult".

 

we must stop this porn!

 

Maybe she was really playing Guild Wars but didnt want to tell him! It was really Koss, Dammit Koss is the father I tell you.

 

In 3D porn, everyone gets a facial.

 

................*speechless*

 

Lesson learned.

Dont watch 3D porn naked.

 

wow how stupid can someone be to fall for 3d porn impregnating their girlfriend while their away lol.

 

All I can say is......

Selective breeding please.

 

thought i smelled onions

 

lol good read but really if anyone believed that.. I really have no faith in people and we might as well just kill ourselves..

 

I believe it could be a real story... filled with lies, but a real story nonetheless

 

LOL

 

Killing each other would prove to be more challenging unch: