4 companions for a zombie invasion, who do you chose?

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  1. Brownmccoy
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    So when I went to see Zombieland a couple of weeks ago, and my friend brought up a very good question; if you were in a zombie appocolypse, who would your four companions be? They can be alive or dead, fictional or not.

    My picks:

    1. Tallahasse (from Zombieland), for zombie killing awesomeness and hilarity
    2. Augustus Cole (The Cole-train, Gears of War... obvious reasons why)
    3. Johnson from Halo (for awesomeness and killing power)
    4. Lara Croft (killing power and sex appeal... there needs to be someone for that)

    Close seconds:
    Joe Rogan (comedian, host of Fear Factor and a commentator for UFC. The guy's just hilarious and would make things amusing)
    Bruce Willis (badassness from movies)

    What are your picks?
     
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    I personally dislike Joe Rogan, but I would pick the A Team!
     
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    1.Chuck Norris
    2. Optimus Prime
    3. Zoey from L4D
    4. Po from Kung fu panda

    Well balanced team covering most of the required areas
     
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    Woah woah woah, you guys are forgetting a very important rule. You don't have to outrun the zombies you have to outrun your companions when being chased by zombies.

    I would pick:

    John Goodman
    Kevin Smith
    Jeff Bridges
    Oprah
     
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    But when they die you're all alone :p You may need other people to hold them off.
     
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    By the time they're done with that meal I'll be living on my 80 ft. yacht listening to classic 70's rock, fishing, and drinking my new invention salt water beer.
     
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    I'd recruit Jack Bauer and an army of metalheads to do my bidding.
     
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    First off I want Macgyver with me. He could make anything that our group needed. Next I would want a super hot female docter that was athletic, so that she could keep up with the group and take care of any emergencies. Then I would want Maggie from Point of No Return, bad ass with weapons and sexy too. And finally Audie Murphy, one of the most decorated soldiers from WWII, if he can kick ass and take names against Nazi's, he can do it against zombies too.
     
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    Could I clone myself? Cause 4 of me could be awesome!
     
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    Velma... Jinkies!

    Daphne... Jeepers!

    Shaggy... Zoinks!

    Scooby-Doo... Ruh-roh!
     
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    Hmmm. I think...

    River Tam (from Serenity, I think I got the name right)
    The Terminator
    Wolverine
    ...and... oh yeah. Dr. Manhattan would do nicely.
     
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    1. Sanaa Lathan - beautiful actress from AvP
    2. Nia Long - beautiful actress from Big Mommas House
    3. Kate Beckinsale - beautiful actress from Underworld
    4. Kellita Smith - beautiful actress from the Bernie Mac Show

    we might not survive long....but dammit those last precious hours would be the shit
     
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    1. Carlos (resident evil) zombie killer pro
    2. Alice (resident evil) infected like hell so is usefull
    3. nemisis ( resident evil) allways usefull to have a big ass zombie by yourside.
    4. L.J. (resident evil) because he lost 2000 dollars in las vegas and he plays gta with zombie's ( he hit a zombie with a car and said: GTA motherfucker) was so epic!

    by the way no i'm not a resident evil fan... :popcorn:
     
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    let's see... i'd probably have to guard myself with the trope that dictates that the black men will die first in a horror/zombie setting:

    1) Samuel L Jackson (I will come prepared with a script of lines for him to exclaim in awesomeness)

    2) L.J (the character from Resident Evil: Apoc.. as Kayno picked [he amused me])

    3) Michael Clarke Duncan (the man is as big as a door, and in the case of being taken down by the minority trope... will be used as one while I escape)

    4) Wesker (this is my ringer.. if I can't survive with wesker having my back, i'm screwed)
     
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    Scarlett Johannessen
    Jessica Biel
    Jessica Alba

    I'd be hard at work trying to repopulate the world.
     
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    Master Chief and Michael Jackson. That's all I need!
     
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    You know you'd want Johnson in there with Master Chief... "I'm gonna rip out your spine and choke you with it. Who wants a johnson beatdown?!" He's badass and hilarious.
     
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    1) Wolverine - cuz he is...well, Wolverine!
    2) Jessica Alba - cuz she is da last supper i want
    3&4) George Bush and Son. - cuz when the shit hits the fan and in my final moments, i would like the satisfactoin of killing those two motha fckers before i get my throat ripped out from da Zombies!
     
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    1) House (cause if i got bitten he could cure me)
    2) Brock Sampson (from Venture Bros. cause he could kill anything and make me laugh
    3) Claire from Heroes
    4) Martin Riggs (Mel Gibson from Lethal Weapon)
     
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    Seriously? God I am so sick of her stupid storylines in that show. Claire goes to college. Who gives a shit? It's too bad she can't die.