The Husband Store

Discussion in 'Public General Chat' started by Brownmccoy, Sep 8, 2009.

  1. PhoenixDog
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    Easily the most true thread ever to grace the XoO forums.
     
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    OMFG it is not that hard to please us!!!!! This is what i expect from my " husband" ( when i get a new one lmao............ I want him to be romantic but not a bitch I want him to be mean and assertive but not a ass and I want him to love me unconditionally but not let me get my way all the time cause then I would not respect him... Is that to much to ask???!! LMao oh 1 more thing he must have skillz and good at WoW
     
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    it seems like the mind reading expectation is still in there despite not being listed literally.
     
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    Yea the mind reading.. is one you'll never get away from as a guy. You must know what they are thinking at all times!
     
  5. Wow...the sad part is that if the husband store were true...my wife would have been shopping in the basement bargain bin.
     
  6. Serilla
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    Hahaha that is the best thing ever!! Women can't be pleased I know that I'm insatiable.
    Part of me would've wanted to stop at the 4th floor but there is nothing in any of those signs about sex so I probably would've left and found my own husband elsewhere.

    Probably go walk off the the wife store and meet a guy shopping there ;)
     
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    Hmmm.... that would be a rather nice place to pick people up... depressed that they got screwed over and guaranteed single... lol. I'm a terrible person.
     
  8. Serilla
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    lol that's not terrible...that's opportunistic!!!