thing you've ever done, then watch this: http://www.break.com/usercontent/2007/9/Paint-ball-shots-from-14-feet-away-370655.html
Man, he gets around! LOL! But anyway... man I've done some stupid shit... (i mean, I almost/might've dislocated my shoulder when drunk on Thursday... at like 4pm.... stupid octoberfest) but this easily takes the cake.
I do have to say, I've known several people named Chris Brown... all intensely dumb. Perhaps it's all in the name ;p