The Husband Store

The Husband Store

A store that sells new husbands has opened in New York City , where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates:


You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the value of the products increase as the shopper ascends the flights. The shopper may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building!

So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. On the first floor the sign on the door reads:


Floor 1 - These men Have Jobs.
She is intrigued, but continues to the second floor, where the sign reads:


Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs and Love Kids.
'That's nice,' she thinks, 'but I want more.'
So she continues upward. The third floor sign reads:


Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, and are Extremely Good Looking.
'Wow,' she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.
She goes to the fourth floor and the sign reads:


Floor 4 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking and Help With Housework.
'Oh, mercy me!' she exclaims, 'I can hardly stand it!'
Still, she goes to the fifth floor and the sign reads:


Floor 5 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, Help with Housework, and Have a Strong Romantic Streak.
She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor, where the sign reads:


Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.


PLEASE NOTE:

To avoid gender bias charges, the store's owner opened a New Wives store just across the street.

The first floor has wives that love sex.

The second floor has wives that love sex and have money and like beer.

The third, fourth, fifth and sixth floors have never been visited.




Sorry if people find it sexist or whatever... I just find it hilarious and am clearing out my email inbox and sharing it.

 

LMFAO!!!!!!


I am gonna have my fiance read this and tell her to start dreaming and make her choices wisely cause shes gonna be marrying an aion infested nerd! LOL!!!!

 

That was good.. Like to see what the women think of this but I must say its freaking true!

 

got a laugh out of me..the last part really made me laugh

 

hah. Good shit.

 

lol deff enjoyed reading that =D

 

Funny stuff.

 

well, aion may fade, but nerd lasts forever.

 

Women always think the grass is greener on the other side.

 

Prepare for that hate train that's going to come a rolling.

 

hahahaha so true.. XD

 

LoL made me think of zoolander "ridiculously good looking" Gotta love sterotypes.

 

I would of stopped at the fourth floor, well as long as you can read what is going to be on the next at least...

 

haha good stuff.

 

That's the point, you can't see what's on the next floor

 

The last part is true. The rest of it is true too... too true.

 

Then I would of probably ended up on the 5th floor going fuck... and then went threw the picking process.

EDIT: The reason I want the fourth floor is the housework part, if that came by wrather then men that have jobs it would probably stick me at a lower floor.

 

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haha good one..... i bet some woman would stop, but easily the majority would end up on the sixth floor